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"Perfect Girls make Perfect Enemies"
Jamie Kelly about Angeline

Let's Pretend This Never Happened is the first book in the Dear Dumb Diary series.

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"Dear Dumb Diary,

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse — who is now one of my main heroes - took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)."

—Text of the back cover
This shows jamie kelly with her best friend, arch enemy, crush, and grimy little cousin as she tries to get out if her nickname.Please tell me the plot and the characters!!   Btw this is by  Bob pooop


Dear Dumb Diary Year One books
Let's Pretend This Never Happened
2004
My Pants Are Haunted!
2004
Am I the Princess or the Frog?
2005
Never Do Anything, Ever
2005
Can Adults Become Human?
2006
The Problem with Here Is That It's Where I'm From
2007
Never Underestimate Your Dumbness
2008
It's Not My Fault I Know Everything
2009
That's What Friends Aren't For
2010
The Worst Things in Life Are Also Free
2010
Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
2011
Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)
2011