Dear Dumb Diary Let's Pretend This Never Happened
First Book
Author Jim Bentom
Publication date June 2004
Published by Scholastic
ISBN 0439629047978-0439629041
Publication Order
Preceded by
Followed by
Dear Dumb Diary My Pants Are Haunted!
"Perfect Girls make Perfect Enemies"
Jamie Kelly about Angeline

Dear Dumb Diary Let's Pretend This Never Happened is the first book in the Dear Dumb Diary series (also known by Tales from Mackerel Middle School) by Jim Bentom.

The cover color is Deep Pink and the book have 115 pages.


"Dear Dumb Diary,

School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse — who is now one of my main heroes - took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)."

—Text of the back cover
This shows jamie kelly with her best friend, arch enemy, crush, and grimy little cousin as she tries to get out if her nickname.Please tell me the plot and the characters!!   Btw this is by  Bob pooop

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