|Dear Dumb Diary Let's Pretend This Never Happened|
|Publication date||June 2004|
| Preceded by|| Followed by|
Dear Dumb Diary My Pants Are Haunted!
The cover color is Deep Pink and the book have 115 pages.
- "Dear Dumb Diary,
School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beautiful hair tangled in one of the jillion things she has dangling from her backpack, and the school nurse — who is now one of my main heroes - took a pair of scissors and snipped two feet of silky blond hair from the left side of her head, so now Angeline only looks like The Prettiest Girl in the World if you're standing on her right. (Although personally, I think she would look better if I was standing on her neck.)."
- —Text of the back cover